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Don

Don is affectionately known in his home city of Cincinnati as "Captain Warmth" and a few other names not so affectionate. He began painting late in life after reading the book "Art for Dummies". Never showing much talent for anything that didn't involve attractive ladies or telling jokes, his friends are simply amazed at the work coming out of his studio. In fact there is currently a project underway to install a spy camera in his studio to see if he is really doing the painting or just offering free beer and cigarettes to other nearby artists so they will paint for him.

Magician 1

 
Magician 2 An enthusiastic party magician, Don never ceases to amaze the audience with his slight of hand. In his younger years he would often perform a trick where he attempted to walk on water using the theory that alcohol is less dense than water hense if enough alcohol is consumed one can walk across the surface fully clothed.
   
   
The one thing Don did get right was his choice of who to marry. His wife Bonnie is such sweet lady, most all his friends will admit that she is the only reason they are willing to be his friend. With his self abusive lifestyle the inside information is betting that he doesn't have many years left and since it is well known that an artists work can multiply in value once he is dead, it would be a wise investment to buy up as much of his art as possible today. - webmaster.

 

 

 


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This page last updated on Apr 9th 2014
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